American Glossary
Data Centers — They don’t actually use that much water.
Dolly Parton — Our Mt. Rushmore.
Flock — Creepy metal birds with sharp claws perched on metal poles will track your every movement through beady electric eyes.
Gavin Newsom — American Psycho isn’t that popular among Democrats.
Hasan Piker — Scared of bikers.
Iran — We keep defeating them, and defeating them, and defeating them, and defeating them.
JD Vance — JV Dunce
Jeffrey Epstein — Suddenly, no one cares about his massages anymore.
Palmer Luckey — The new Elon.