Original Names of All Fifty States
Alabama — BamalamaAlaska — FreezeyerassoffArizona — Levi’s SandboxArkansas — Suweee-SuweeeCalifornia — Cocina del DiabloColorado — White Man’s MountainsConnecticut — MILF Party CentralDelaware — George Washington’s PissoirFlorida — New IsraelGeorgia — Scalp-uHawaii — The Hoochie-Coochie Islands Idaho — The Base Illinois — Jimmy’s Discount Land Indiana — The JC Mellencampment Iowa — Mutt Kansas — Jeff Kentucky — Chicken Puck-Puck-Puck!Louisiana — Susie’s House of SnatchMaine — Larry’s Lobster TrapMaryland — CrabsvilleMassachusetts — God’s True and Holy KingdomMichigan — New SlovakiaMinnesota — TimMississippi — PeeonupeeonmeMissouri — Easy LayMontana — Saskatchewan Nebraska — Roosterville Nevada — Dry Gulch New Hampshire — The BanishmentNew Jersey — New DelhiNew Mexico — MexicoNew York — New AmsterdamNorth Carolina — Big TarNorth Dakota — North of EdenOhio — Oioha!Oklahoma — Dinosaurs, Dinosaurs, Dinosaurs — and Tornados!Oregon — The Dutchy of MethPennsylvania — Dutch Heaven Rhode …
